Quote:

Gia, you gonna be playing the Mickey Avalon song?

Female Version:
My puss takes first place
Your puss is full of hate
My puss is like meals on wheels
Your puss, slimy like eels
My Puss has it's own charms
Your puss don't need no alarm
My Puss puts a smile on faces
Your puss needs to go get braces
My puss tastes good with frosting
Your puss needs some lip glossing
My puss is always on
Your puss is greener than my lawn
My puss is tough as nails
Your puss leaves tracks like a snail