Quote: Tunacram, I am the bitch you jacked off to when I drafted the Bears' defense.
Not that you yourself will have any luck with opponents imposing their kinky birth rituals on your women. I feel especially for Lexi Bardot. She destroyed you with her birthing your Moto Razr!!!
Fun, eh?
I just reread that and I have no fucking clue what it means, apologies.
No worries, i figured you HAD to be drunk if you were bragging about the team D you picked up. Oh, and Lexi did not birth my cell, she popped it in her asshole, not vag.
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