I liked this idea the first time, when it was called the Penthouse"Letters Section."


I'd get a kick out of seeing Nacho and Norman kidnapped, flown to a remote section of the Brazillian rainforest where they are tied by the wrists to a large tree which plays host to a small colony of carpenter ants. A thousand miles away in Rio, I'd give Sergio Martorelli a map, a boat and immunity from prosecution on rape and necrophilia charges if he can make it there before the ants reduce them to two dry white endoskeletons.

The race is on!