"Those teen movie offers aren't gonna last forever," says padova. "I'm 24 now. All that's left for me is scat, beastiality, and Rod Fontana movies."

"It's a love story for our times," says padova, who has dated many losers throughout her career. "Guys think that because you're a porn star you make lots of money, but ejaculating cannabis infested sex addicts like Byron Long with your anus isn't the road to riches you'd think it is. It's really hard to keep your boyfriend tipping on four vogues."

"Putting a whore behind the camera is a risky venture," admits cram Johnson. "We tried it with genesis Skye once, but she pawned it for crack pipe residue. We were really lucky with gen."

Padova, who won a coveted SkinTight toaster for her performance in Toe Jam #6, looks forward to directing more projects in the future. "directing is a lot of fun and it makes my pussy itch less," confides padova. "Thanks grip & cram!"

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