Isn't it time for someone to Rip Off the X-Men in Porn?

Come Jean Grey, Red Head, Mental Powers! In Porno she could put obscene thoughts in the minds of otherwise Conservative People.

Wolverine could be like "HornyDog" or "Rabbit" and instead of claws dildos?

You've got Rogue, another Red Head with a White Streak in her hair, in the comic book she steals other mutants powers, perhaps she steals other girls deposits, she's always accepting a snowball or eating a cream pie?

Storm, black chick, white Hair (I always thought they should have used Naomi Campbell to play her in the Movie, how they settled on Halle Berry is beyond me.) Her mutant power in Porn, when she's having sex it could always cause thunder storms?

Cyclops, when he removes his glasses chicks panties get wet?

Jublilee, little nympho Oriental Girl.

Iceman, has the ability to lower the temperature of a room just enough to make womens nipples hard enough to cut diamonds?