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I drove drunk Monday night and killed a man and badly injured his son as I turned left in front of their car at a traffic light. I had pornography from a shop I'd visited minutes before and was in a hurry to get home and watch it. It was dusk. I also am subcribe to postal pornography. The local newspaper printed the titles found in the car out of a seeming groundswell of community outrage, though it seemed journalistically unorthodox to me. The boy is still in the hospital. The mother was on my uncle's front lawn in hysterics a couple days ago with some family males. I just got home and have a prescription for valium. I know you people will view this for dark and frivolous humor, but I tell you because you are the only ones w3ho will understand and appreciate. None do hear. You are a comfort to me in this time of real sorrow for myself. The porn is in police possesion. But I still have X Rent DVD's 'Gangbang Wild Style 2' upstairs which I will certainly watch. I'm sorry aqbout what happened, but what else can I do. My first concern must be for myself, as any influential philosopher will tell you. :bananacrash:








um, whatever happened to this thread? This thread needs answers