Quote:

You know exactly what I'm talking about, but are afraid to address the issue. Unless you change, your ilk is going to find itself isolated on a rock in the middle of nowhere. Every time you try to get mainstream publicity, my line of argument will be used against you. No-one is going to respect you when they realize the selective homophobia that you promote.




Oh YEAH! That's a GREAT setup for a new porn series titled "Selectively Homophobic." In it, every scene starts off with a DP or gangbang of some hot chick. Then one guy reaches over and touches the other guys shlong at some point, at which point the chick turns around and kicks that bastard right in the balls and screams "MY COCK YOU SONOFABITCH! GET YOUR HOMO HANDS OFF IT YOU SLEAZY FAGGOT!" Then while the homo falls to the ground in pain, the other men continue their work with the chick continuing to moan as usual.

You could even vary the scene type by giving the selected homo in each shot a different type of homosexual twist and/or letting the porn whore subject him to different types of abuse.

"Selectively Homophobic" Kate, you are a GENIUS! I think you've FINALLY managed to find a way to change the industry's views on dick2dick action here. Instead of just ignoring the issue, we'll now confront it head on and let the porn whores, your primary competitors, beat the living shit out of you for our viewing pleasure.

D2D Wannabe's ------><---------Porn Whores

Who's with me!?!?!?!

_________________________
Darrah Ford's family video archives - Father's Day, 1996: