Here is some news from the last week of porn.


Coral sands has announced that she is returning to porn and wants to do anal. (smelly monkey then pauses for a second and realizes not only doesn't he know who coral sands is, he doesn't care, this is then followed by a good minute of silence).


Bi britney has invested in a water themed swingers club for which she will be hands on with. So if your idea of sexy getaway is swimming in a cesspool of disease stenched water with bi britney and people who look like her then this will be right up your alley, for those who like the idea but don't want to shell out the few hundred dollars then i suggest you pop the sewage grate nearest to you and float around down there for a while.


On bi britney, it seems jewel has lost her mind (or credible contacts in the business) as she has decided once again to team up with bi britney on some projects, what they are i have no idea. Just pray for all man kind that britney remains behind the camera rather then in front of it.


Scott Fayner drops lawsuit against smelly monkey and is looking forward to claiming the first annual most homosexual person in porn award