I thought this questionnaire was funnier than hell. A few of the favorites.

Do you have a car? I can't believe you have to ask this one. How a mature, responsible young ladies wouldn't have their own method of transportation mystifies me. Oh wait, we're in pornoland.

Since we're in pornoland why is there a "No" option to the issue of being molested?

I like how she just threw in the towel after question 11.