Today Lunch doubled as breakfast (kind of has to when you wake up at noon). It consisted of a few lean strips of bacon (extra crispy, not chewy), an over-easy egg for the girlfriend (not myself because I'm allergic to egg) on a piece of toast with melted chedder perched atop the whole thing, then all of it closed underneath another piece of toast and some spicy potatoes. This was accompanied by a tall glass of Tropicana Grovestand orange juice and white tea.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.