Today my homeboy Sparky came through with a couple of Quesadillas and two fajita burritos (pronounced fa-heat-ah) with sauteed peppers, veggies and extra guacamole (thats me).

Being a cheap ass, Sparky didn't get a drink, so he mooched off my ale.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.