For lunch today I had a can of Starkist Tuna in Vegetable Oil on Saltine crackers. No mayo or anything in the tuna except for salt. It was kind of beautiful because the amount of tuna in the can portioned out exactly to accomodate one pack of crackers (there are 4 packs per box). It too about 1/2 an hour to eat. At about the midway point I looked up Drew Allen at freeones.com and masturbated to a movie gallery featuring her. I was refreshed at the end of this meal and masturbatory interlude with a big glass of tap water.