Ate 15 pieces of sushi sashimi today. The dude at the restaurant looked at me with his mouth open. I think I was rude. He came over at first to explain how the Ebi was made- but by the 2nd time I ordered more Ebi he didn't come by. I've also increased my dossage of wasabi on sushi. Usually put a smiggen on the fish now I hawk more of its all over like paste.

My girlfriend started singing "strawberries" over and over again when we were leaving. She just kept repeating the word in a harmonic tone. Strangely, I started liking it so now I've instructed her not to stop.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.