Today the girlfriend is sick, and to make matters worse, her friend What came to see her and acted like a total twat: ignoring me and feeding my girlfriend a load of paranoia, telling her my habits and lifestyle are whats affecting her health. I detest this girl greatly right now... but I cannot get upset with the wifey all sickly and sleepy.

But enough of the henpecking- you good citizens want to know about LUNCH.

Today i had a lettuce, tomato, and cucumber salad topped with an amazing "ken's steak house" brand caesar dressing. i followed this with a butter-drenched, heavily salted/peppered baked potato and a grilled lamb chop. This delicious luncheon I washed down with an iced cold samuel adams boston lager. prost!
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.