tommorow i'm going to make some scrumptious crabcakes.
does anyone know what agency arianna's currently with? i want to repeatedly hit her in the crotch with a broom to secure one of the ingredients.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits