Sometimes I go through a drive-thru and park somewhere in the shade to eat and listen to the radio. I ran through the Subway near my office today and parked in a shopping center lot across the way under a tree. This parking lot is almost empty because a grocery store has recently closed.

A few minutes pass and some creep pulls up opposite the island with the tree. I look over and down into the car and its a dude with a Peter Berlin haircut in 2006. Somethings not right or he wouldn't be there, so I look straight ahead, listen to the NASCAR channel on XM Radio and finish my subway sandwich.

The dude finally drives away and and a few minutes later when I leave the parking lot I look into the rear view mirror and see him and another car hooked up 6 or 7 rows back in the parking lot.

It sucks, it ruined my lunch. I used to think of the place as part of my neighborhood and now it's being cruised by queers.