In order to understand the differances between the left and the right I'm going to throw up a couple of pics of each.

From the Right:

On the left is Ann Coutler. Shes a very hot babe I would seriously bang, and she's mean enough to eat the Monkey Cage. On the right is Sean Hannity, I think he has 10 PhDs or something, its hard to keep up he's so smart, I'll bet he has a line of women waiting for him outside the door for the chance to blow him.

From the Left:

Rosie O'fat. Her sexual orientation isn't Ding-Dongs, more like Ho-Hos. Her show finally went under when every old hag in the continental U.S. got tired of hearing her constant whining about guns, medical care, and gay rights.


This is Alec Baldwin. He was married to smokin hot Kim Bassinger, she divorce him because he had a small penis and is gay.