This is hilarious! I wonder if Kelly Wells has received an ode to her colon yet?

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some creepy fanboy just sent this to my myspace!!!
what a freak!!!





I wrote a song about your spleen:

Everybody knows Sierra's quite a hottie!
With cute little titties and a sexy poonani!
But when I think about her spleen, it makes me wanna do naughty...
things to the lymphoid tissue in her body!

Oh Sierra's spleen is really keen!
It makes her erythrocytes all nice and clean!
She always douches it before a scene!
Oh I'm in love with Sierra's spleen!

All I can think about is Sierra's kiss,
'cuz I know she'll never get sphero-cy-to-sis!
With a spleen that sexy, she looks outta sight!
And she'll never run outta B-Lymphocytes!

Oh Sierra's spleen makes her the queen
of every gonzo x-ray that you've ever seen!
It works real hard, even when she's pee'n!
Oh I'm in love with Sierra's spleen!
Oh I'm in love with Sierra's spleen!
Yes, I'm in love with that cocksuckin', cumchuggin', everlovin', mutherfuckin' spleeeeeeeeeeeeen!




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"If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock