I guarantee if you asked this chick to talk about the battle of Gettysburg she'd probably refer to Burger King and Mcdonalds hating each other.

GDB sings:

We are a band of brothers,
Native to the soil
Fighting for the property
We gained by honest toil.
And when our rights were threatened,
The cry rose near and far;
Hurrah for the Bonnie Blue Flag That bears a single star!

Hurrah! Hurrah!
For Southern rights, Hurrah!
Hurrah for the Bonnie Blue Flag That bears a single star!