I'm suprised there isn't an XXX-rated theatre on every corner in America.

Here there are still a few around in the CBD.

I went to one with 2 friends like 5 years ago to see what it was like. Once was more than enough.

It was a quiet night. We went in, they had some porn you could get on DVD anywhere showing on a big screen.

It was dark. I felt odd about sitting in the seats. Every once in a while some chick would come out and do a striptease on the stage.

Men kept coming and going from the door which we figured led to the toilet.

The worst bit was I looked up at the wall and there were white splatters up to about 3 metres all over all the walls.

There was a seedy little porno store attached. They had private booths with little red curtains in another area.

We went in a booth each, it fucking stank like stale man jam and there was a bin full of tissues. The glass between us and the show was so filthy I couldn't even tell what was going on.

Now I'm quite happy to watch porn, I don't feel ashamed or guilty about it [except maybe for the girls, but that's another story], but that place was seedy as all hell. Never again.


I also stumbled across some gay American guy's blog once while googling for female sex story blogs [yes, really!], apparently its all the rage, and he had all these little vignettes of how he goes to adult cinemas and fucks men.

So perhaps adult theatres are like the toilet culture, straight men go there to fuck guys. Go figure.


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