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I want to be in pornography. I want to beat women on video and piston them like sport in a very mean way. And I want them to give interviews to rog and luke and tell them what a sweet guy I am when the cameras are off. The women will like it because I'm a nice looking fellow and I really am sweet, even though I want to piston beat them like crimes. Today at work there was a going away party for one of the hausfraus and two of the other hausfraus tried to digitally take my picture with a little digital camera. I'm usually shy and quiet but I boomed immediately "Don't snap that! Don't! I'm serious!" and their eyes got wide and they knew I wasn't well in my mind and they didn't snap and said a few soothing words as they walked away briskly. I don't know why I included that, but it just seemed to fit perfectly in my plea for pornography work. Thank you for your consideration.








WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!!!!!!