Loopnode recently did a review of a 70s porn title and it got me to relook some of the well-known movies some we now regard as "classics." So, on the premise that no one "reviews" unwatchable porn, lemme try a rundown of the classic "Aunt Peg." I humbly suggest it is worth watching, even though it was made before some of you were born.

Aunt Peg
Sunkist Pictures 1979
Dist. Cal Vista Ent.
Dir. Anthony Spinelli (as Wes Brown)

Summary: The signature series (there were three: two by Spinelli, one other) featuring Juliet "Aunt Peg" Anderson who entered porn at the ripe age of 37. She would be in her early 40s by the time this was filmed. For the uninitiated, this is late 70's porn, so be prepared for the following departures from today's standard smut:
1. No teenies
2. No shaving
3. An attempt at a plot
4. Multiple fetishes in one movie (including nylons, hair, foot jobs, incest, shower scenes, IR). Remmeber this is pre-MiPorn.
5. Late 70's soundtrack

Plot: Since all porn can be reduced to one sentence, here goes: Peg Norton owns a Hollywood movie studio, and plans her new and greatest feature while awaiting her niece's arrival for a vacation before school starts.

1: A double scene, switching back and forth. In once scene, John Holmes and Dotty Hart get it on after Aunt Peg dismisses the set for lunch. Dotty blows John's dong, then they settle into a variety of positions, Johnny Wadd eventually fucking her ass spoon-style, then having Dotty finish him off ATM-style in an uncut camera shot (i.e., no fakes, no cleanup). Meanwhile, Peg takes her assistant (then youngin' Mike Horner) down to check out a set. She jumps on him and sucks him off in minutes. She gets him hard again and allows Horner to bang her, ending in a reverse piledriver. Horner then lays Peg on her back and splooges her tits and stomach. And you though the ATM was a recent invention...

2: Another double scene. Peg gets a letter from her niece (Sharon Kane) and begins to reminisce about her last visit to their house, where she and her brother-in-law get it on in a vibrating chair. Michael Morrison looks like a pudgy Roddy Piper with a limp dick, but sis' manages to get him hard when her niece Kane looks on, getting horny enough to drag her boyfriend (David Morris) into her bedroom for a quickie. Morris eats a little muff, then spoons her, quickly dropping a small load on her belly. Peg meanwhile is giving her sister's hubby a foot job, begging for a load on her feet. He's got some other ideas, and shoots the nut butter on her pubic hair and garter belt.

3: Peg and actress Holly McCall are outside enjoying some wine when the rain begins (when does that happen in SoCal?). They run inside and have butler Billy Dee bring some wine inside. Peg and Holly strip and go down on the dark pole and produce a nice, vocal GGB. They take turns riding this well-afro'ed guy reverse cowgirl, a little standing dog/carpet munching (and I mean carpet). Billy finally unloads as they play tonsil hockey with each other.

4: Peg is getting all hot and bothered by these naughty thoughts, so she settles into a solo shower scene and gets herself off. She's not a natural blonde, but she's got a great natural body for a woman of any age, and really gets into the solo clam digging.

5: Peg's back at the studio and introduces her big director Jamie Gillis (with a horrible Italian accent) to the star of the movie, Seka. Gillis insists on "inspecting the star" to make sure she's right for the part. Peg then suggests they reenact the love scene...as long as she can join in. They strip Seka and take turns on her pussy. They pile onto a nearby bed, where Gillis bangs Seka doggie while Peg eats some pussy underneath. Jamie applies the facial as they lie on the bed kissing each other.

6: Peg's back in her office waiting to interview the next prospect for the movie, Mike Ranger. The move to the couch where Peg unzips him and conducts a unique interview on his dick. Her secretary Serena walks in and joins in the dick sucking. Serena strips to reveal her tits and...hairy pits. It's the only time they're visible, but still a little creepy. Everyone gets naked and Peg and Serena take turns riding Ranger. Serena 69's with him while Peg administers another footjob, and they stroke him off onto their faces.

7: Peg's niece (Sharon Kane) arrives at LAX and they ride back to her house in a limo. Peg notices that Shaon has a very womanly body. Kane mentions that the boys think she's older than she really is. I'm gonna mention the exact age, suffice it to say Max Hardcore got taken to court over the same issue a few years ago. They start touching each other, finally Peg gains entrance to her niece's box and explores a while with her tongue and fingers. Niece is aroused and returns the favor on Auntie Peg.

Notes:
-The following people in this movie are dead: Anthony Spinelli, John Holmes.
-This is the only movie in which Dotty Hart appeared.
-Juliet Anderson now lives in NoCal, working as a massage therapist. Until recently she was also a phone-sextress.
-Aunt Peg still maintains a website.