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we're huge wannabes. i can't wait until we finally get to view the secret memoranda re: hiding those pesky yeast infections and finding the most reliable speed dealer.

Honey you dont need to be in Porn to get a yeast infection. All you need is a pussy. Which I believe you have.
And you also don't have to take drugs. NOT ALL of the girls take drugs. Gia J doesn't and neither does Gen Padova.