This fake "SHAMmurra" bullshit has got me pissed, she split just before I joined last year and the buildup to her imminent return had me excited like Firewall visiting the National Harmonica Museum in Frankfurt, Kentucky. I was hoping her return would be the moment everyone remembered and would point to as "When Da Burglar got his Groove back":




-- I guess not...anyway, moving on in life is important so let me start by quoting Willie D from one of the Fake Sammurra threads:

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I don't think porn keeps track of any advanced statistic, but looking towards the future, I can see some semi-objective "stroke index" representing a whore's ability to generate semen release. I'm confident your wood-killing score would be astoundingly high.

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I thought of the same thing the other night watching "The French Connection", where the scene plays out the dope is being tested in the apartment with the rudimantary chemistry lab, and the junkie expert is counting up the temperature as the dope's purity is given the thermal test:

"180-pure bliss, 190-junk of the month club, 200-USDA Choice, 210-pure poison, 220-absolute dynamite"...or something like that. I would like to see porn have something like this for a rating scale, since it is clear, having seen the lost look of Junkies at AEE amongst the porn fans, that porn is basically a drug, it is addictive and you CANT detox from it....

-- I found myself woefully ignorant about porn, and who does what, who has been in what, etc, when I was at AEE. I think my problems stem from the fact that, 89% of what I know about porn I learned entirely from this board, XPT. As I weed through the 36,000 titles (THIRTY SIX THOUSAND) on MovieMonster.com, I notice some of the titles have what they call "Bonus" scenes only available on the DVD. WTF is this bullshit? Isn't a "Bonus Scene" on a porn DVD like the Spinal Tap Amps that go to '11'??

-- Isn't the logical progression of today's porn and the industry/internet that eventually there will be so much of it depicting the most twisted perverse acts possible, that the entire westernized world will eventually implode, followed by the rest of the world because we wont be around to hate???

I am old enough to remember porn when an ANAL scene, or a facial cumshot, was something special, one of those "ooohhh, wowww..." moments you filed away for emergency jerk off purposes. Now, seeing whats out there and having watched enough of it, I feel sexually dead inside. As I see, over and over again things like four or five guys jerking off into a fairly hot chick's mouth, followed by her doing a morning mouthwash swishing routine before gulping it down, I am actually pissed. It's like she is mocking me, sending me a subliminal message that I am incomplete because one of the loads in her mouth isn't mine. Am I supposed to now want to go out and do that, over and over, day after day?

Or worse, this ridiculous spectacle of cumfarting. WTF? I am fortunate enough to be able to do and afford most things I want, yet even on my most sexually charged, perverted days, or even in my most opiate-induced moral malaise, I would never WANT or DESIRE to blast my spunk into one chick's ass, then watch another chick position herself beneath that chick's bunghole and ingest the crap. WTF?? What the hell Happened??

I find myself having, or acquiring appetites I previously DID NOT have...by seeing these things, they are burned into my memory, which is to say they are now part of my collective experiences, so I can loosely say i have experienced cumfarting vicariously...or Bukkake....or Ass-to-other-girls-ass, etc. But I really didn't want to per se...I feel raped, violated, mind fucked...I am not the same now for having watched this shit. Self abuse ensues...

I find these girls attractive, desirable even intelligently compelling in select cases (the chicks I met at AEE that I talked to and hung out with were all seemingly cool and had their shit together, more or less...) But no way in hell can I believe that any chick "enjoys" eating the cum of some degenerate out of another chick's ass. Nope. Not possible. Something more sinister is afoot ...to be continued....