You just gotta love menu options like “play with story” or “play wall to wall sex”. Hmmm, which door do you choose says the ghost of Monty Hall, like duh says the pentagram. Smut’s magic meatwand wants all out gonzo, no dilly-dallying around with clowns like Kurt Lockwood on set, but the story version has all the pretty girl thong pre-wailing on tail preparations leave it on and pull it to the side, honey. No fear, this isn’t a feature, so watch the full version so you don’t miss any tease. Take your time, shrug the devil off your shoulders. Forensic ass ogling, dancing, posing, titty quaking, cheek shaking is usually the best part of a gonzo porn scene. Gotta give it to Stagliano for that back when he mattered, then props to Jules who brought it back oiled up like golden roasted hens for the new millenium. Either way, these daze; I’m scoffing porn more then getting off to it, gonzo to vanilla, all flavors.
Catching sight of a whale tail in the wild will always brighten the day like only a cheap thrill can, as seen in a nightclub or shopping at the mall, wherever it be, or as seen on this dvd. The cast is like a candy dish of flossed asses up the wazoo and these babes are poppin’ fresh hoes like Cassie Courtland, Nadia Styles, Loretta, and Franchezca, who really gets the marbles fuzzy warbles … Great pants slightly down to knees doggy hellbent g-strings, horns, percussion, lift-off launch the astroglider to pluto. This is the money scene, but Cassie Courtland is teen tasty cakes in tube top and the plucky tramp sure can slurp the serpent making her Money Scene 2. Now, cock bopper Loretta looks like she should twirling her little ponytails to whatever’s playing on TRL, not chugging on some rental pud’s moby cock. Money scene numero tres, there’s nothing like partaking in the fruits of some hoe’s misspent youth best cheapened like thunderbird wine before it ages too much. [Smash Pictures]

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