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You are completely right. People that attempt to kill themselves by shooting themselves fail miserably by pointing the gun on the side of their head. Because of the backfire of a big gun, the hand gets cocked back and the bullet typically goes through part of their brain which might keep them alive but in a vegetative state.

What they need to do is put the barrow instead their mouth pointing to the roof of their mouth.

As far a slitting your wrists, people that slit their wrist perpendicular to their arm is doing it wrong. They need to do it parallel to their arm in between the tendon of their wrists.

2 other painless ways of killing oneself is start your car in the garage and keep the garage closed and have your car windows rolled down. You'll die without even knowing it after about 10 minutes of carbon dioxide poisoning.

And for the drug addicted whores, shoot a gram of black tar heroine which you can buy for about $10 in your arm.




This post should be a pop-quiz for a high school english class - identify and correct all the errors!
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