Hmm, I didn't know you were in the UK. Do you guys still grow your teeth in rows like sharks over there?

Kidding! Anyway, no, one date shouldn't come with the expectation that I'll be escorting her out on her birthday. Actually, the latter virtually ensures there will be no second date. I feel no obligation to correct someone's flights of fancy. There are many things I'm sure I'll burn in Hell for but that's not one of them.

And Cindy, while you're studying up on logic, here's one: What boyfriend or significant other would possibly believe AC came over to Christie's house for a booty call? Jesus Christ woman, all she'd have to do is flash the engraved lithograph he gave her of his picture (complete with his avatar in the lower right hand corner) and that hapless lil misunderstanding would be crystal clear.