Actually, I'm not even trying to be a smartass, but this sounds like the premise of a good CSI episode. They actually had one with a porn star and a fanboy but it turned out he wasn't the perp. And, OMG!!!!!

There WAS a dog! The dog ended up being key to the solution of the case!

Holy shit.

OK ... Anyway, it's oddly cool that all this could get some airing ... Detective Jordan, good work. I guess it's up to Judge Judy to decide.