I walked by this tub earlier...I think his badge has his real name instead of AC Cream. I mean, if YOU were so suave and debonair, wouldn't YOU want to let Jesse Jane know all about it as you rubbed your greasy half-beard against her face?...or whoever he was ass-kissing at the time. I don't know what that other thing is for...sentimental value from last year's fanboy-itis attack?