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Smartt works in the porn industry?!



Yes, I do. And no, I can´t hire you. Nothing personal, you´re cute and all, but you just don´t have what it takes. We´re very selective with out casting.

Plus, you don´t do anal, and that´s a no-no. No anal, no job.

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Maybe Smartt can tell us how handing out babywipes on a Brazilian porn set differs from handing out babywipes on an American set.



What the fuck are babywipes?
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