I've been trying to see if chubby cholo has responded to my e-mail yet, but MySpace has been down most of last night and today. Apparently there were already rumors that MySpace was shutting down, this will fuel that fire. Can you imagine the carnage in Porn Valley if that happened? Porn whore wannabes running out into the streets crying inconsolably, their one avenue of notariety stripped by the simple act of pulling a plug out of a wall socket. Fanboys would be right behind them, stabbing themselves in the next with sharpened No. 2 pencils. Noahped would disembowel himself on Jenna doorstep.

[genuflects] Please, God...make it so.