i refuse to believe brown's admissions department accepts blondes who wear makeup and show little interest in freeing mumia or mentioning non-governmental organizations in every sentence. i refuse to believe they accept attractive people, period.

willie, we kicked the shit out of you in lacrosse the two years i played but i think you guys got good by the time i graduated(unfortunately, our academic standards don't allow us to compete with you for the same talent pool-i hear you're in talks with tarkanian for next hoops season, correct?) i think burglar graduated exactly a decade before me-i'm kind of worried about coinciding reunions and the potential for sharing a cell in central square with him. any more degenerates on ten-year cycles show up and i'm worried about waking up in a cell in the hague and having to remember lots of names that end in -nik and -nic