Hey A/all!

I'm not snubbing you all. I love you guys. Seriously. There's a reason why I haven't been on xxxporntalk lately.

I HAVE PUT MYSELF ON COMPUTER RESTRICTION!

The computer is truly a problem for me. I even talked to Jeff Mike about it. He almost had Malice do an intervention. See, when I'm not working as a professional cum-gobbler or cultivating new whores to the ways of anal raping, I'm on the computer. Sure, my time does get divided among other past times such as spending my porn whore earnings on tennis lessons, fine dining, buying purses, and sleeping on 1,000 thread count sheets, but my home is where the problem starts. When I'm at home, the computer is on. I hate television, radio sucks, and fuck books. The computer is where it's at and if I am home, it's on and I'm on it. It started getting to the point where I couldn't sleep until 5am.

I'm addicted and it goes beyond this board. Why can't I be addicted to meth like everyone else?

I'm using the days to spend more quality time with my whores. I'll be back soon.