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If I come there will I be able to see you naked up close and for real? If so, that is marvelous. I would love a lap dance. Before you sit down I will do the customary alingning of my cock through my pocket so's it's parallel with your beautiful ass crack. Then as you begin grinding I will get out my tiny, tiny tv what modern technology makes possible and watch your '7 the Hard Way' scene and remark (aloud probably) "Wow! The girl on the Tv gettin' gangbanged real good is the same one what's rubbin' her butt on my crotch fer real ri-ight now!" It will be an astonishing and horrrible bit of uncanny surrealisticism.

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Holy shit this is a CLASSIC post....I cant stop laughing, I really fucking can't.....

That 'aligning of the cock' with her ass crack observation is the kind of detail we need more in the posts here at XPT. Afterall, this is a porn board, and today's porn gets to the level of detail that we can actually see shit like a guy's scrotum spasming as he pumps jizz into a chicks rectum, followed by her eating the jizz with the camera so close we can almost see the sperm swimming frantically in no particular direction, knowing they are about to die....

Yes, this post is absolute brilliance....plus, it's a painful bitch of an experience if a chick sits on you dick for a lap dance and she hits it dead on perpendicular, driving your zipper into your pisshole and the length of the shaft into your bladder.... ......then