Yeah, and Mr. Patient Zero just had a birthday a few days ago, so says RAME. I always used to confuse him with Alex Sanders (and Mark Wallace, for that matter).

Porn guys, your nom de guerre is supposed to be something related to your crank: Rob Longshot, Brian Pumper, Dale Dabone (aka Mr. Jennifer Capriati). I bet the Monty Python guys would let you use Biggus Dickus.