Since the majority of porn watchers seem to be nerds, how about costuming the girls to look like some of nerds' favorite cultural personalities and then have them get viciously sexually defiled gonzo-style? Like, make-up Ashley Blue like Princess Leai with the bun hair-do and the white robes and then have her get violently gangbanged and throatfucked by the usual gang of miscreants? Except don't have any plotline or put the guys in costumes or any of that stuff. That's just stupid. No, just have her made-up like that totally unexplained with no dialogue and let the scene proceed in normal gonzo fashion until her hair-do is frayed and her robes are torn and soiled and her mascara is running and her ass is gaping.