Get this. Seymore Butts is currently in the UK, filming movies and stuff. A couple of days back he popped into the Salon, a reality TV show set in a real-life - yes you've guessed it - SALON!!
Butts, sporting greasy, short hair in ringlets and a white goaty beard, seemed to be attracting a lot of attention. More so his name than his occupation.
But no-one knew who the fuck he was and what he did.
Count me in too.
TS.