Craziest Chick Ever.................EVER
She actually took her pic down after this chat http://profiles.yahoo.com/SHEZWILDX
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I've never met a nuttier chick on-line
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halap****** (4:41:57 AM): you have a pretty cosmopolitan attitude.
shezwildx (4:43:03 AM): As in Glamour or Vogue
halap******* (4:43:27 AM): as in cosmopolitan.
shezwildx (4:43:34 AM): as in
shezwildx (4:43:37 AM): the little pink drink?
halap***** (4:43:48 AM): like: with it, contemporary, trend setting
halap***** (4:44:00 AM): the definition, not the mag or drink.
shezwildx (4:44:03 AM): Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
shezwildx (4:44:08 AM): gee good thing you're here
shezwildx (4:44:10 AM): to explain it
halap****** (4:44:25 AM): I guess
halap****** (4:44:41 AM): not that big of a word
shezw***** (4:45:32 AM): Hey your sense of humor called - it wants you to go get it.
halap**** (4:46:22 AM): shit, I'm suprised you got throught that sentence without error.
shezwildx (4:46:38 AM): Are you?
shezwildx (4:46:44 AM): that would suprise you wouldn't it?
shezwildx (4:46:58 AM): You seem pretty narrow minded.....
shezwildx (4:47:04 AM): Not hard to shock
halap***** (4:47:05 AM): do I?
shezwildx (4:47:16 AM): And now you're calling me stupid ?? Is that what Im getting?
halap****** (4:47:17 AM): why's that?
halap****** (4:47:26 AM): how do you get that?
shezwildx (4:47:31 AM): But just a second ago.........I had such a ..........COSMOPOLITAN way of thinking
halap****** (4:47:40 AM): is that a bad thing?
shezwildx (4:47:53 AM): No but I was making a joke about it - I know what the word means..
shezwildx (4:47:56 AM): and you were dry
hala****** (4:48:03 AM): then why did you ask?
shezwildx (4:48:04 AM): it was unattractive
hala******* (4:48:15 AM): unattractive?
shezwildx (4:48:16 AM): Here is a word you can go look up and get the definition of
shezwildx (4:48:18 AM): Sarcasm
hala******* (4:48:30 AM): oh, your specialty?
shezwildx (4:48:31 AM): And I didnt ask what it means
shezwildx (4:48:34 AM): I was saying 'as in'......
hala****** (4:48:50 AM): well, how long did I have to wait for you to get to it?
shezwildx (4:49:17 AM): To get what?
shezwildx (4:49:23 AM): I knew the entire time
shezwildx (4:49:26 AM): I WAS MAKING A JOKE
shezwildx (4:49:30 AM): This is the point dear...
hala***** (4:49:34 AM): listen, you obviously have a huge chip on your shoulder....
shezwildx (4:49:35 AM): You cant take a joke
shezwildx (4:49:38 AM): No I dont
shezwildx (4:49:40 AM): You insulted me
hala****** (4:49:45 AM): there was no joke to make.
shezwildx (4:49:49 AM): Yes there was
shezwildx (4:49:53 AM): And I made it
shezwildx (4:49:55 AM): and you missed it
hala****** (4:49:59 AM): how? because I didn't catch your witty way?
shezwildx (4:50:20 AM): Because you implied I am stupid
shezwildx (4:50:25 AM): Which I am not
shezwildx (4:50:26 AM): at all
shezwildx (4:50:28 AM): What I AM
hala***** (4:50:32 AM): if it was an attempt at humour, it was piss poor
shezwildx (4:50:35 AM): is uninterested in chatting with you
shezwildx (4:50:39 AM): No it wasnt
shezwildx (4:50:42 AM): I was being sarcastic
hala********* (4:50:52 AM): no you weren't.
shezwildx (4:50:55 AM): It was not piss poor at all
shezwildx (4:50:57 AM): Yes I was
shezwildx (4:51:00 AM): Go reread it
hala******* (4:51:01 AM): you were clueless to my statement
shezwildx (4:51:05 AM): No I wasnt
shezwildx (4:51:06 AM): LMAO
shezwildx (4:51:10 AM): I was making a joke
shezwildx (4:51:14 AM): I know exactly what the word means
shezwildx (4:51:18 AM): It was A JOKE
hala******* (4:51:22 AM): because you lack an education, you're going to take it out on me?
shezwildx (4:51:25 AM): I am not completely clueless to anything
shezwildx (4:51:28 AM): I do not lack an education
shezwildx (4:51:32 AM): and Im not taking anything out on you
shezwildx (4:51:37 AM): You know NOTHING about me
shezwildx (4:51:40 AM): do you understand that?
shezwildx (4:51:45 AM): do you read english here?
shezwildx (4:51:53 AM): You know NOTHING about what education I do or do not have
shezwildx (4:52:01 AM): I did not miss your comment
shezwildx (4:52:07 AM): I understood it perfectly
shezwildx (4:52:10 AM): and I was making a joke
hala******* (4:52:24 AM): listen lady, you're a bit long in the tooth and you need nerds on chat to worship you and your rubber tits (I saw the pic), I won't do it. Instead I come at you as a normal human being..and you freak.
shezwildx (4:52:33 AM): LMAO
shezwildx (4:52:40 AM): You're a fucking waste of time asshole
shezwildx (4:52:42 AM): my tits are real
shezwildx (4:52:44 AM): they are not fake
shezwildx (4:52:48 AM): I do not need chat at all
shezwildx (4:52:50 AM): for anything
shezwildx (4:52:53 AM): much less for anyone to worship me
shezwildx (4:52:57 AM): you fucking know NOTHING about me
shezwildx (4:52:58 AM): NOTHING
shezwildx (4:53:00 AM): NOTHING
shezwildx (4:53:00 AM): NOTHING
hala***** (4:53:04 AM): I guess you need 23 year old virgins begging you on messenger in order to feel good.
shezwildx (4:53:10 AM): Umm..
shezwildx (4:53:15 AM): What exactly do you think I need that for?
shezwildx (4:53:23 AM): You are so totally and completely false
shezwildx (4:53:25 AM): and incorrect
shezwildx (4:53:27 AM): you are wrong
shezwildx (4:53:28 AM): lol
hal******* (4:53:31 AM): I know plenty about you, and by gauging your reaction here, I'm knowing more and more.
shezwildx (4:53:38 AM): You know NOTHING about me
shezwildx (4:53:41 AM): NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING
shezwildx (4:53:52 AM): I do not need/want/have anyone worshipping me
shezwildx (4:53:56 AM): I feel fine about myself
shezwildx (4:53:59 AM): and my real tits
shezwildx (4:53:59 AM): LMAO
hala******* (4:54:01 AM): You also suffer from severe denial.
shezwildx (4:54:05 AM): There is nothing wrong with me at all
shezwildx (4:54:07 AM): OMG LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
shezwildx (4:54:10 AM): denial???????
shezwildx (4:54:16 AM): I'm not denying anything
shezwildx (4:54:18 AM): You're wrong
shezwildx (4:54:21 AM): and Im telling you whats right
hala****** (4:54:21 AM): nothing wrong with you, I agree. Except denial.
shezwildx (4:54:23 AM): That is not denial
shezwildx (4:54:29 AM): NO denial here
shezwildx (4:54:39 AM): You are OUT there
shezwildx (4:54:43 AM): Wow
hala****** (4:54:44 AM): are you having a tantrum?
shezwildx (4:54:47 AM): not at all
hala***** (4:54:53 AM): I think you are
shezwildx (4:54:53 AM): Im in total disbelief at what a fucking quack you are
shezwildx (4:54:56 AM): You're wrong again
hala******** (4:54:58 AM): how old are you?
shezwildx (4:55:02 AM): wrong again
shezwildx (4:55:03 AM): wrong again
shezwildx (4:55:04 AM): wrong again
shezwildx (4:55:06 AM): LMAO
hala****** (4:55:07 AM): 42 or 18?
shezwildx (4:55:10 AM): Im not having any kind of tantrum at all
shezwildx (4:55:12 AM): Neither
shezwildx (4:55:16 AM): Smarty pants
shezwildx (4:55:20 AM): You know jackshit about me
shezwildx (4:55:27 AM): if you're trying to form some conclusion or opinion
shezwildx (4:55:30 AM): from 5 minutes of chat
shezwildx (4:55:33 AM): you need to get a fucking life
shezwildx (4:55:42 AM): Everything you have said about me is totally incorrect
shezwildx (4:55:50 AM): and if we were in real time
hala****** (4:55:52 AM): you think I'm smart because I know the meaning of a word that you associate with liquor and perfume ads.
shezwildx (4:55:53 AM): You'd be kissingmy ass
hala**** (4:55:58 AM): why?
shezwildx (4:56:01 AM): I knew the meaning of the word
hala******* (4:56:02 AM): because you're rude?
shezwildx (4:56:06 AM): Im not rude
shezwildx (4:56:12 AM): I was making a fucking joke you moron
hala******* (4:56:15 AM): because you're over the hill and angry about it?
shezwildx (4:56:19 AM): I did not associate with anything
shezwildx (4:56:21 AM): Over the hill?
shezwildx (4:56:23 AM): are you stupid?
shezwildx (4:56:26 AM): Are you really fucking stupid?
shezwildx (4:56:30 AM): I am 24 years old
shezwildx (4:56:31 AM): LMAO
hala****** (4:56:34 AM): LOL
hala****** (4:56:37 AM): 24
shezwildx (4:56:40 AM): You really are stupid
hala******* (4:56:43 AM): HAHAHAHA
shezwildx (4:56:45 AM): Yes I am 24 fucking years old
hala******* (4:56:49 AM): HAHAHAHA
shezwildx (4:56:50 AM): call my parents asshole
shezwildx (4:56:55 AM): I am not some make believe chatter
shezwildx (4:57:01 AM): I am 24 years old
shezwildx (4:57:06 AM): Come knock on my fucking door
hala***** (4:57:07 AM): poor parents, I feel really sorry for them.
shezwildx (4:57:16 AM): Oh thats a REAL mature comment
shezwildx (4:57:21 AM): You feel sorry for my parents now?? LMAO
shezwildx (4:57:28 AM): You're a fucking quack
shezwildx (4:57:33 AM): You're now on IGNORE ugly
hala***** (4:58:10 AM): I would say on a good day you're 36
hal****** (4:58:24 AM): you put me on ignore?
hala****** (4:58:47 AM): ok, take your prozac and say 'hi' to the folks for me.
shezwildx (4:59:53 AM): little fucking geek ...LMAO
shezwildx (4:59:58 AM): I just saw the profile..
shezwildx (5:00:10 AM): If were were in person you would be kissing my ass to even pay you attention
shezwildx (5:00:31 AM): Its funny you have to try and put other people down - while being entirely incorrect about them - to make yourself feel better
shezwildx (5:00:33 AM): IDIOT
shezwildx (5:00:36 AM): Back on IGNORE
hala****** (5:00:47 AM): I would? Usually hookers are the ones working to get paid.
shezwildx (5:01:07 AM): Aww hurry up
shezwildx (5:01:10 AM): keep typing
shezwildx (5:01:18 AM): You're ego is so damaged you have to get the last word
hala****** (5:01:20 AM): sorry I don't kiss your ass like the rest of these dweebs.
shezwildx (5:01:28 AM): Ummmmmmmmm
shezwildx (5:01:33 AM): these dweebs dont kiss my ass
shezwildx (5:01:36 AM): nor do I want anyone too
shezwildx (5:01:38 AM): I discourage it
shezwildx (5:01:45 AM): I do not need or want that from anyone
hala****** (5:01:46 AM): If you were such hot shit, you'd have a real life, not some chat 'life' that you're so proud of.
shezwildx (5:01:50 AM): and I dont life my life in chat
shezwildx (5:01:56 AM): I do have a real life you fucking idiot
shezwildx (5:01:57 AM): and hey
shezwildx (5:01:59 AM): you're in chat too
shezwildx (5:02:05 AM): so dont be a hypocrit
hala******* (5:02:06 AM): yes I am
shezwildx (5:02:13 AM): do you go get a real life
hala****** (5:02:16 AM): I love picking on losers like you
shezwildx (5:02:17 AM): if thats what you think it means
shezwildx (5:02:19 AM): Im not a loser
shezwildx (5:02:29 AM): And umm..
shezwildx (5:02:30 AM): hey
hala******** (5:02:32 AM): a 36 year old tramp with mental issues and a bad tit job.
shezwildx (5:02:32 AM): You're not picking on me
shezwildx (5:02:40 AM): Come knock on my fucking door
shezwildx (5:02:42 AM): Im 24
shezwildx (5:02:44 AM): I have real tits
shezwildx (5:02:47 AM): and Im not a tramp
shezwildx (5:02:50 AM): and I have no mental issues
hala******** (5:02:56 AM): oh....and a mediocre education.
shezwildx (5:03:02 AM): WRONG
shezwildx (5:03:05 AM): again
hala******* (5:03:09 AM): you're not a tramp?
shezwildx (5:03:12 AM): Everything you have said about me has been incorrect
shezwildx (5:03:15 AM): Nope Im not a tramp
shezwildx (5:03:18 AM): Im 24
shezwildx (5:03:20 AM): not 36
shezwildx (5:03:23 AM): I have REAL tits
hala******** (5:03:27 AM): why do you whore for guys in your Yahoo! profile?
shezwildx (5:03:32 AM): I dont
hala******* (5:03:36 AM): see denial strikes again.
shezwildx (5:03:42 AM): There is no denial you fucking dork
hala******* (5:03:46 AM): I bet you don't even work.
shezwildx (5:03:51 AM): Come knock on my door you fucking MOUTH
shezwildx (5:03:57 AM): Come on???
hala******* (5:04:04 AM): probably live on hand outs from your parents and welfare.
shezwildx (5:04:08 AM): I love how litte geeks like you hide behind a computer
shezwildx (5:04:09 AM): WRONG
shezwildx (5:04:13 AM): I do work
hala****** (5:04:15 AM): I'm right
shezwildx (5:04:15 AM): I have my own apartment
shezwildx (5:04:17 AM): and my own car
shezwildx (5:04:19 AM): You're wrong
shezwildx (5:04:23 AM): I dont get any handouts from anyone
shezwildx (5:04:26 AM): much less my parnts
shezwildx (5:04:32 AM): and I have no children and no welfare
hala****** (5:04:40 AM): what kind of work do you do?
shezwildx (5:04:42 AM): no government support of any kind
shezwildx (5:04:46 AM): I am in real estate appraisal
hala******* (5:04:50 AM): lol
shezwildx (5:04:52 AM): NOT that its your fucking business
hala******* (5:04:57 AM): I piss on liars like you.
shezwildx (5:05:04 AM): You dont piss on anyone you pompous asshole
shezwildx (5:05:06 AM): Come knock on my door
shezwildx (5:05:11 AM): I am not a liar
shezwildx (5:05:15 AM): I have not lied about anything
shezwildx (5:05:18 AM): You are totally incorrect
shezwildx (5:05:21 AM): in everything you have said about me
shezwildx (5:05:29 AM): You wouldnt say these things tomy face
hala****** (5:05:30 AM): I can't knock on the doors of mental hospitals this late at night.
hala******** (5:05:37 AM): sure I would.
shezwildx (5:05:43 AM): Ummm...Why would you got to a mental hospital?
shezwildx (5:05:47 AM): Im certainly not there
shezwildx (5:05:51 AM): Nor do I have
shezwildx (5:05:52 AM): any reason to be in one
hala****** (5:05:56 AM): and I'd point out the nasty scars on your tit job.
shezwildx (5:05:57 AM): There is nothing wrong with me mentally at all
shezwildx (5:05:59 AM): OMG
shezwildx (5:06:02 AM): What is wrong with you???
shezwildx (5:06:04 AM): seriously????
shezwildx (5:06:06 AM): what is wrong with you?
shezwildx (5:06:10 AM): I have NO tit job
hala******* (5:06:10 AM): what is wrong with you?
shezwildx (5:06:13 AM): MY Tits are real
hala******* (5:06:14 AM): you do
shezwildx (5:06:17 AM): No I dont
hala******* (5:06:19 AM): they aren't.
shezwildx (5:06:20 AM): Come knock on my door
shezwildx (5:06:24 AM): What is wrong with you?
hala******* (5:06:27 AM): ok, I will.
shezwildx (5:06:29 AM): Good
shezwildx (5:06:34 AM): COme show your fucking face
hala******* (5:06:36 AM): where do I go?
shezwildx (5:06:43 AM): and when you see im 24 with real tits and a fucking better life than yours
shezwildx (5:06:48 AM): Im going to spit in your little pathetic face
shezwildx (5:06:58 AM): Because guys like you are sad
shezwildx (5:07:00 AM): very very sad
hala******* (5:07:02 AM): great, where do I go Diva?
shezwildx (5:07:03 AM): You have to hide
shezwildx (5:07:05 AM): behind a computer
shezwildx (5:07:08 AM): and put people down
shezwildx (5:07:12 AM): to make yourself feel better
shezwildx (5:07:17 AM): Ohhhhhh you just love that dont you???
hala******* (5:07:18 AM): where do I go?
shezwildx (5:07:21 AM): You're trying to bank on this idea of me
shezwildx (5:07:24 AM): and its TOTALLY wrong
shezwildx (5:07:26 AM): I am NOT A DIVA
shezwildx (5:07:28 AM): or materialistic
shezwildx (5:07:32 AM): or fake at all
hala****** (5:07:34 AM): I know you're a fake piece of shit.
shezwildx (5:07:40 AM): I am one of the most real down to earth girls you will NEVER meat
shezwildx (5:07:41 AM): meet
shezwildx (5:07:42 AM): FUCK YOU
hala****** (5:07:43 AM): Probably crying right now....
shezwildx (5:07:44 AM): I am not fake
shezwildx (5:07:47 AM): LMAO
shezwildx (5:07:50 AM): not a chance baby
hala****** (5:07:52 AM): ok, where do I go to meet you?
shezwildx (5:07:55 AM): I am not fake at all
shezwildx (5:08:01 AM): Meet me in public
shezwildx (5:08:03 AM): You'd never show
hala****** (5:08:04 AM): you only screw 27 yo nerds with acne.
shezwildx (5:08:11 AM): Ummm is that you?
shezwildx (5:08:12 AM): LMAO
hala***** (5:08:13 AM): I'll show
hala***** (5:08:17 AM): where do I go?
shezwildx (5:08:23 AM): I am not fake AT ALL
shezwildx (5:08:27 AM): Nor a piece of shit
shezwildx (5:08:34 AM): You're a little worm
shezwildx (5:08:37 AM): You'll go eh???
shezwildx (5:08:40 AM): Prove it
shezwildx (5:08:43 AM): giveme your phone #
hala***** (5:08:45 AM): Put up or shut-up you phony freak.
shezwildx (5:08:50 AM): FUCK YOU ASSHOLE
shezwildx (5:08:55 AM): I wouldnt put up anything for you
shezwildx (5:08:57 AM): But I will show up
hala****** (5:09:01 AM): where?
shezwildx (5:09:02 AM): I am not a phony freak
shezwildx (5:09:07 AM): I havent done anything to make you think that
shezwildx (5:09:13 AM): You saw my picture and began making things up
shezwildx (5:09:15 AM): and insulting me
shezwildx (5:09:19 AM): for no good fucking reason at all
hala******* (5:09:20 AM): you're rude and hateful, that's enough.
shezwildx (5:09:24 AM): I am not rude or hateful
hala******** (5:09:25 AM): so where do we meet?
shezwildx (5:09:28 AM): You were ruder than I was
shezwildx (5:09:32 AM): And I fucking called you on it
hala******* (5:09:38 AM): hurry up, I have a LIFE to live and can't wait all day.
shezwildx (5:09:43 AM): Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
shezwildx (5:09:48 AM): I have a life too asshole
shezwildx (5:09:52 AM): fucking hypocrit
hala******* (5:09:54 AM): no you don't.
shezwildx (5:09:58 AM): I dont???
shezwildx (5:10:00 AM): How do you know this?
shezwildx (5:10:01 AM): TELL ME
hala****** (5:10:04 AM): c'mon, where do we meet?
shezwildx (5:10:07 AM): How do you know ANYTHING about my life?????
shezwildx (5:10:12 AM): You fucking little shitfaced idiot
shezwildx (5:10:16 AM): *****************
shezwildx (5:10:19 AM): Go there
shezwildx (5:10:21 AM): Right now
hala***** (5:10:27 AM): where at? big place
hala****** (5:10:31 AM): what part?
hala******* (5:10:36 AM): gimmie a clue
shezwildx (5:10:42 AM): Give you a clue?
shezwildx (5:10:47 AM): You do need a clue
shezwildx (5:10:49 AM): to a lot of things
shezwildx (5:11:16 AM): Everything you've said has been completely wrong, false, incorrect, assumed and/or made up
shezwildx (5:11:21 AM): lmao
shezwildx (5:11:35 AM): The bar downstairs
shezwildx (5:11:41 AM): by the water show
shezwildx (5:11:43 AM): You'll never show
shezwildx (5:11:49 AM): Because you'd look like a fool
hal****** (5:11:58 AM): lol
shezwildx (5:11:59 AM): You have been totally wrong
shezwildx (5:12:03 AM): with everything you've said
shezwildx (5:12:07 AM): you wouldnt show your face
shezwildx (5:12:30 AM): you're really the pathetic one
halap****** (5:12:34 AM): why are you so insistant on proving me wrong? if you were reasonably confident in yourself, you'd leave me be.
shezwildx (5:12:36 AM): and I feel sorry for you
shezwildx (5:12:39 AM): No
shezwildx (5:12:43 AM): Because its annoying
hala****** (5:12:45 AM): instead, you're going on like a lunatic.
shezwildx (5:12:55 AM): Im not going on like a lunatic
shezwildx (5:12:58 AM): Just because I type faster than you do
halap****** (5:12:59 AM): you're a sad, sad, sad. woman.
shezwildx (5:13:06 AM): Doesnt make me a lunatic
shezwildx (5:13:10 AM): Awwwwwwwwww
shezwildx (5:13:15 AM): Im not sad at all
shezwildx (5:13:23 AM): Everything you've said
shezwildx (5:13:27 AM): has been a total assumption
hala****** (5:13:27 AM): is true!
shezwildx (5:13:31 AM): Its not true at all
shezwildx (5:13:34 AM): not one thing
hala******* (5:13:35 AM): it is
shezwildx (5:13:36 AM): has been true
shezwildx (5:13:38 AM): No its not
hala***** (5:13:39 AM): it is
shezwildx (5:13:43 AM): Its an assumption
hala****** (5:13:46 AM): it is not
shezwildx (5:13:48 AM): and totally incorrect
hala******* (5:13:50 AM): it is true
shezwildx (5:13:50 AM): Yes it is
shezwildx (5:13:55 AM): WOW
shezwildx (5:13:56 AM): you are lame
shezwildx (5:13:57 AM): IGNORE
hala***** (5:13:59 AM): WOW
hala***** (5:14:14 AM): ok loser, have a goodnight.
hala***** (5:14:23 AM): be nicer next time please.
hala****** (5:14:29 AM): and take your MEDS!!


Edited by Owen S Mouth (11/17/03 03:48 PM)