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#984 - 05/03/03 12:34 AM
Should that fat fucker Ron Jeremy quit?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/30/03
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Or should he continue fucking young talent young enough to be his great, great grandkids. Answers, please. Rump. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> PS. By the way, I like Ron, but his ever enlarging belly and chins are very worrying.
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#985 - 05/03/03 10:22 PM
Re: Should that fat fucker Ron Jeremy quit?
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 706
Loc: Las Vegas
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Ron has recently vowed that he is currently working out so he can lose weight,but I highly doubt it if he'll succeed in achieving that goal(since,for him,king size buffets are always first). And,no matter what,Ron will still be around in porn,with gray hairs,grandfathery wrinkles,either in a wheelchair or on crutches(both of which will never happen),senility,and all,until the day comes where he reluctantly drops over,which will prove his longevity in the porn industry for all performers(male or female,straight or gay) to wisely follow( which,unfortunately,many of them never do).
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#986 - 05/03/03 10:52 PM
Re: Should that fat fucker Ron Jeremy quit?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/30/03
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I recently watched a Metro movie of his, in which he goes round the States picking up young talent and getting to fuck him or each other. There's one scene in a limo where two chicks are licking, and Ron is on his knees jacking off. It was a bit sad, looking at the state of his body. The guy should lose some weight, even if it's just 4 stone.:o Rump. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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#528340 - 08/29/11 01:19 AM
Re: Should that fat fucker Ron Jeremy quit?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/23/11
Posts: 203
Loc: Pornoland
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You're right, that fat fucker Ron Jeremy should definately quit, because he hasn't changed his ways of not taking viagra and failing to fuck furiously with his limp dick!!!!
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#528341 - 08/29/11 01:22 AM
Re: Should that fat fucker Ron Jeremy quit?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/23/11
Posts: 203
Loc: Pornoland
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The first post of this thread was made back in 2003 that is seven years ago. What a shame that Ron Jeremy hasn't amended his ways yet and continues to dishonor the whole Jewish community with his limp dick by not retiring with honor.
Edited by Ekarth22 (08/29/11 11:18 AM)
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#528344 - 08/29/11 01:53 AM
Re: Should that fat fucker Ron Jeremy quit?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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I use the ubb threads dark option and when you put shit in Red, It is just horrible to try and read. -1 troll point
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#528391 - 08/29/11 11:19 AM
Re: Should that fat fucker Ron Jeremy quit?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/23/11
Posts: 203
Loc: Pornoland
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I use the ubb threads dark option and when you put shit in Red, It is just horrible to try and read. -1 troll point Just because you sound reasonable and saner compared to other posters on this forum, I've changed the color of my previous post to navy.
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#528398 - 08/29/11 11:47 AM
Re: Should that fat fucker Ron Jeremy quit?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Well, if you think I am reasonable and sane, I'm really going to have to step my game up. I am really going for a chronic masturbator/loon feel w/ moments of clarity and occasional intelligence and humor. Reasonable and sane are qualities I am not trying to project here. Those are signs of zero entertainment value and a boring poster. I probably need to start doing drugs again.
Of course, if I am being compared to Panzer and Mopez and the paddy wagon full of drunks around here, I guess you are right.
But thanks, the blue works better.
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#528443 - 08/29/11 03:27 PM
Re: Should that fat fucker Ron Jeremy quit?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Well, if you think I am reasonable and sane, I'm really going to have to step my game up. I am really going for a chronic masturbator/loon feel w/ moments of clarity and occasional intelligence and humor. Reasonable and sane are qualities I am not trying to project here. Those are signs of zero entertainment value and a boring poster. I probably need to start doing drugs again.
You're doing just fine. Don't let an ass kisser change you.
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