Shit, DJ Yella? I wanted to get all nostalgic, go dust off and bust out my ol’ copy of “Straight Outta Compton,” but I couldn’t find it. Sorry, yo! That doesn’t matter anyway when there’s porno to review. No distractions, bee-yotch, ‘cept for some chronic, but that’s for the sake of gettin’ baked and things look better that way. Trust me, it helps, but it can’t help Yella make a good flick only make it look a tad better. Not!
The guy is obviously utilizing his hip hop rep to make a name in porn, but it ain’t that easy, bro. You gots to have to skills to shoot the thrills. Well, at least Yella knows how to take off the lens cap and gather up some hoes for the gashflow, but the bitches here are mostly 2nd rate skeezers at best or never before seen amateur hoochies out to get some ching-ching despite Jada Fires and Mercedes Ashley. She is unfortunately wasted in a lesbo scene, but maybe Yella couldn’t afford her rate. Why pay for a supafly hottie like her when you can get 3 so-so hoes for the price of one? Maybe I’m being a bit presumptious, but it’s a plausible scenario. I was a bit shocked to hear her say that she’s been in the biz for about 5 years. Say what? That’s news to me, but I can’t be paying attention to the career of every fuck-me floozie or I’d go crazy. Maybe I already am, though I still know good smut when I see it and you can say that again cross your heart and hope to die.
Not tonight, time to move on to the action and there’s plenty of that. In fact there better be plenty for the money, homie, that’s why I get the dough to be quality control.
It starts off with Jada Fires who is prolly the biggest name on here and she has her booty thumped ruthlessly in what is probably the best scene in this flick.
Cherry gets her on camera cherry plucked for those interested in new cooze and she seemed damn sure of herself for being a first timer if you can trust it. Like I said before Mercedes trysts w/a thick bitch in a lick fest that didn’t hold my attention. The only other scene worth watching was a threesome that featured Lady Armani and Zaccarra, but where’s Purple Passion when you need her?
[Darkside Entertainment]