Yeah, reminds me of my first visit at the proctologist's office. I sign in with the receptionist. Soon, I'm led into an empty exam room and told to wait for Dr. Probeski. While waiting, I notice a bit of 'gear' laying on the little table by the bed: a pair of latex gloves, a small jar of vaseline, and a beer(!?). So the doc comes in, and before we start I ask him - "Dr. Probeski, this is my first visit here and I just wanted to ask you kind of a layman's question before we get started. I totally understand the need for those gloves and the lubricant, but what's up with the can of beer?" - This kind of ruffles him; he spins around to look at the table with the gear for the first time, gives out an exasperated sigh, summons his apparently new assistant into the room, and admonishes angrily... "I said a BUTT light!!!"