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#94542 - 04/07/05 03:55 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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looking at lukeford.com's latest, the luke'sbackmotherfuckers pics from world models, and the freak show that is karaoke it's impossible to avoid asking---should there be some kind of attractiveness-cutoff in porn? pamela peaks is obviously the ugliest person ever, but can someone come up with a formula that weighs such important factors such as diminishing-returns and eventual looks-regression from surgeries, delta values for weight-gain, demerits for doing ron jeremy, and a penalty for fucking in smartt's homeland? 
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#94545 - 04/07/05 08:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Porn karaoke had one of the worst ive ever seen, since pale pimple girl. Her teeth were butter yellow, she looks like some russian meth addict that on the way to hospital fell out of the back of the ambulance and was hit by 14 cars on the freeway. Quote:
no... ive seen some nasty nasty NASTY women. girls id never touch if i wasnt getting paid. Luckily the producer i mainly worked for was a friend of mine and wed pick out girls together... if the girl was jacked i had time to say no.
And porn girls never look as good as their pics. The guys look the same thats the funny thing
Didn't you do a scene with gen padova?. Can't be that selective.
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#94546 - 04/07/05 09:02 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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the girl is Devinn Lane. she's one of the hottest girls in porn.
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#94549 - 04/07/05 09:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
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If porn stars had to be attractive at least half of the bitches in the industry would be out of work or we would've never been graced w/ the clock-stopping face of Sharon Mitchell & there'd be no AIM.
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#94555 - 04/07/05 12:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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looking at lukeford.com's latest, the luke'sbackmotherfuckers pics from world models, and the freak show that is karaoke it's impossible to avoid asking---should there be some kind of attractiveness-cutoff in porn?
See...this is why i can't ge on board with Jamesmoney.
#1 he's all up on luke's jock. so much in fact i'll throw a 20 spot on it that he is indeed luke.
every third post is "LOOK WHAT I FOUND ON LUKE'S SITE!!!!" even on the thread where someone calls for the heads of all that have websites J$ gives a "Not luke! NOT LUKE!!!"
whatever.
Credit where credit is due James comes up with some really good shit when he's not shilling for Ford.
#2 taking a swipe at DEVINN LANE!!!!!  
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Poster: kyoto
the girl is Devinn Lane. she's one of the hottest girls in porn.
that is why the cat rawx. 
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#94556 - 04/07/05 01:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Why all the hate for the white guy Monstar? Every board's gotta have a WASP - Jamesn is ours. Just like you're our eyeliner-wearing glitter haired Native American representative.
Now that Chief Wahoo McDaniel, he rawx!
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#94558 - 04/07/05 02:27 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/03/04
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but doesn't attractive grow on you....I mean at the beginning of her career...how many thought Belladonna was actually pretty?
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#94559 - 04/07/05 03:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Why all the hate for the white guy Monstar? Every board's gotta have a WASP - Jamesn is ours. Just like you're our eyeliner-wearing glitter haired Native American representative.
Now that Chief Wahoo McDaniel, he rawx!
naw..i give ol' james his props.
like i said the guy can cut a mean rug when he wants to dance.
but if he's gunna shill for ford at least come clean. hell i admit i shill for wicked.
Speaking of which Devinn Lane has a new release she Directed coming out on April 13th called "Pillow Talk"
Wahoo Mcdaniel. Now that was a good guy. Never saw him wrassle tho...But Flair spoke very highly of him in his book.
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#94561 - 04/07/05 03:59 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/04/05
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I'd say this board, and the Cage in particular, is more racially diverse than any I've ever come across, which goes to show you that insult and crudity has no color.
Clown: Evil Clown
For the record, I'm half Dirty Messican and half Aryan Redneck. Meine Mutter ist Deutsch. So keep in mind, the Chalupa half has been overwhelmed with thoughts of slitting some white folks' throats, especially those verbose Yankee types whereas the redneck half would rather test the theory of hydrostatic shock vis-vis 7mm STW on those same whiteys, especially those verbose Yankees  
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#94563 - 04/07/05 06:24 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
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I hate those Yankee Bastards too 
Cleet,
You're awright Eyetowelyun...ain't ya
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#94564 - 04/07/05 08:05 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/21/04
Posts: 92
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Token Nordic: Ren, whatever happened to him
I never recovered from my grief when Monkey died. We Nordics are undemonstrative, but our emotions are deep and abiding.
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#94567 - 04/07/05 08:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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#94568 - 04/07/05 08:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Fuck, is that JRV sitting at the table just out of frame to the left?
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#94570 - 04/07/05 09:54 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/04/05
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Cleet is Wallachian I believe
In my heart . But genetically Limey and frog, mostly limey.
Damn Cleet! I forgot you're the last of these clowns ya wannabe impaler
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#94571 - 04/07/05 09:57 PM
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Gay For Pay
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good ol' JRV.
So, JRV is an old coot, eh?
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#94572 - 04/07/05 10:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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So, JRV is an old coot, eh?
It's not so much his age as the high mileage. That and his allergy to sunshine. 
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#94574 - 04/07/05 10:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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Indian: Monstar Jew: Kyoto Nipponese: Kyoto Black: Nosey, Bishop, XXX WASP: James Representative of the East Coast Establishment: James Arab: Smiling Arab Southerner: Bornyo, tanta's Daddy "Special": Sportswami Primate: Monkey New York Fascist: Cleetus Sociopath: Sammura Transgendered Self-Hating Mulatto: Smartt Evil: Melissa Foreigner: Piotr/Maged Compulsive Liar: Nicole Brazzle Token Nordic: Ren, whatever happened to him Canadian: ChickenMaster Clown: Evil Clown Ewok: longshot Little Person: Padova Girl whose asshole i want to lick: Genesis Ex-Nerd / Ex-Felon: Da Burglar ..........Phuckers.............. 
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#94575 - 04/08/05 08:31 AM
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#94576 - 04/08/05 03:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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That is jrv that fucking bastard grew a beard to try and hide from me, i can spot those rosy red checks anywhere, your going down hard tod, you hear me.
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#94577 - 04/09/05 09:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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monstar, i googled some images of her because i honestly didn't know who the fuck she was and don't watch enough porn to have seen her in anything. the fact that you joined in the kyoto accord of 2005 to defend her suprised me, as did the fact that she can look much better. she's not hideous at all, but i'm sticking to my guns about the picture. she looks like she chugs mayo in it.
i ain't luke. in fact, he's such a hyperbolically abstract figure i kinda don't believe he exists-the concept of a fat man coming down chimneys is easier to get behind than an australian convert to orthodox judiasm who writes books on porn and gets punched at avn conventions. gene knows stuff, but writes about the jackson trials instead of dishing and nobody else does shit but put out press-releases. luke's not tainted--have you ever heard him accused of covering for redlight district or being a shill for metro? people are always mad at him for being irresponsible or printing rumors, but the fourth law of thermodynamics is that most people in porn are degenerates, whack-jobs, or of criminal intent and clearly did whatever luke said they did.
the only things in porn that are interesting are all of you here and duke floored. i'd be long gone otherwise.
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#94578 - 04/09/05 09:25 PM
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#94579 - 04/09/05 10:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
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She fat and im sure shes smelly, i prefer kylie rochelle. She makes my balls tingle.
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#94580 - 04/10/05 12:15 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/19/05
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Come on, let's not be gullable. It's all smoke and mirrors. Spackle and bondo. Foundation and eyeliner. Fishnets and heels. Call it what you want. That first picture isn't at all flattering but this second picture, definitely strokable. Just proves a normal looking girls worth goes up ten fold with out clothes on. 
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#94585 - 04/24/05 05:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Holy shit, that video is a testimate to the human spirit. People can do anything if they put their mind to it. Wow, i get pissed if i don't shake properly and get a little dribble on my boxers. Thats just insane.
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#94586 - 03/27/06 05:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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appropriate bump given the current thread regarding fat chicks getting their funk on tonight.
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#94587 - 03/27/06 05:43 PM
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Girl i was talking about goes by the name jersey jackson (perfect). She looks like christina ricci if she was swallowed by an anaconda and regurgitated 2 weeks later.
well she looks much better here..............
http://www.reddroseproductions.com/jersey.html
here she is @ the "Tampa Show"..........
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#94588 - 04/01/06 07:41 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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#94590 - 04/02/06 03:19 AM
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Gay For Pay
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Joanna can lick my matzoh balls any day. And while we're on the subject of uglitude... does anyone remember Renee Morgan? She possesed a profound, otherworldly ugliness that just made me wanna grudge-fuck her all the harder for the indignity she did to the gene pool.
And, for that matter, whatever happened to Mikayla Shore?... yet another titless Heeb I wanted to tear open like a pack of Eagle Snacks (nothing personal Cassandra).
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