Gen, I went round to visit me mum last night, and I asked her how tall she is.
"Well, I used to be 5 feet but now I am 4 feet 11..."
My mum knows about my fancy for porn, and accepts it, so I replied, 'you're the same height as Gen P, an up-and-cumming porn star...' She looked at me blankly.
Anyway, cool. God, Gen, you're so petite, I could have you in the palm of my hand. Yum.
LB.