These facts will terrify ewe. Be prepared.
1) There are thousands of tiny maggots crawling over cheese, even while you eat it. You need to have a microscope to see them.
2) Hitler really did have one ball, that's why he never had children.
3) Stalin was actually gay and stood only 5 feet 3.
4) The Great Wall of China is a Hollywood special effect.
5) DVD recorders are fucking crap.
6) Hairy Necks are revolting.
7) The number seven is lucky for some.
8) The number eight is unlucky for some.
9) The number nine is irrelevant.
10) Number Ten Downing Street is where the British Prime Minister lives.
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