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#91601 - 03/25/05 09:30 AM Just a few porn stars that need to get lost
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
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Vivky Vette: fake tits, scary hands fucks virgins, that’s about it




Ava Devine: take a look, nuff said.



Trina Michaels: another bad tit job



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#91602 - 03/25/05 10:16 AM Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
Trinas asshole is falling out and I think thats sexy. Ava fucks for the love of it. Vicky is actually my mom

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#91603 - 03/25/05 10:54 AM Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost
Mandy Taylor Offline
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Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin
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#91604 - 03/25/05 05:41 PM Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost
Smokey Gringo Offline
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Registered: 02/19/05
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Trina is damn hot to me and and vicky too, ava is a throw in but....
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#91605 - 03/25/05 07:59 PM Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost
c62 Offline
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
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Ava's face/skin looks like it lost a fight with a mace.
Vicki's hands could squeeze my dick off, literally.
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#91606 - 03/26/05 09:59 AM Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost
Nosey Offline
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Registered: 12/16/04
Posts: 85
Loc: Florida
wow your absolutely right about vettes hands ! those are some serious granny hands !!

i like trina ... id piss in her ass

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#91607 - 03/26/05 10:30 AM Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
I'm not trying to be cruel, but goddamn! we need some quality cooze control in porn. Tit jobs are fine by me, but these titjobs have not been kind. Trina was hot in one Pussyman flick I saw early on, but since she's aged fast. Vicky Vette's hands speak for themselves w/o sign language. Ava may fuck for the love of it, but don't we all? gettin' paid for it is a bonus!

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#91608 - 03/26/05 12:45 PM Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
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Vivky Vette: fake tits, scary hands fucks virgins, that’s about it







http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Articles&Action=View_Article&Content_ID=221142



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#91609 - 03/26/05 02:44 PM Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
how does one verify he's a virgin? he must be if it's his dream to be devirginized by her...
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#91610 - 03/26/05 05:35 PM Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost
Ivor Biggun Offline
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Registered: 10/09/04
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how does one verify he's a virgin? he must be if it's his dream to be devirginized by her...




What is it with all these porn stars fucking virgins anyway?

You know, I was gonna make a joke about pretending to be a virgin so some porn star would fuck me, but I suddenly realised that I can't think of one porn whore I would actually, genuinely want to fuck.
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#91611 - 03/26/05 05:37 PM Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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wow your absolutely right about vettes hands ! those are some serious granny hands !!



Well, there's a reason for that...

Her hands are about the only thing that give away her age. She's 40. She's in remarkably good shape for 40 (how old does Nina Hartley look these days?). She's in as good a shape as most new starlets except for the hands.
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#91612 - 03/26/05 06:20 PM Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost
Longhrin Offline
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Registered: 02/22/05
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but I suddenly realised that I can't think of one porn whore I would actually, genuinely want to fuck.




Correct.

And from the article:
Vette said, "and it's an opportunity for me to give something back to my loyal fans."

Of what value a whore's sex?

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#91613 - 03/26/05 11:19 PM Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost
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Registered: 04/17/04
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she's in better shape than MOST pornstars in their teens and twenties, but for god's sake look at her hands! they're essentially a penis for me, i can never look at her in anything but horror again.

somewhere, there's a taxidermied ape that's missing it's dessicated and leathery hands. if you haven't checked your taxidermied silverback gorilla, you better before she vanishes back into her surgical cocoon to come out unidentifiably different.

we know crimes against nature like this one originate from one place----brazil. anyone notice it sounds a lot like BRAZZLE? i'm in no state to understand the signifigance of the similarity but this is proof mengele's going strong in his jungle hideout. whether they just butchered another member of their disposable elderly(they get lost as drug mules and are no good in sweatshops) , resorted to the graverobbing(a close second to futbol! ay!) or stole the pickled ape hands the fact remains it's just too disturbing to imagine what it's like to get a nandjob from miss frankenhands.
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#91614 - 03/27/05 12:58 AM Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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she's in better shape than MOST pornstars in their teens and twenties, but for god's sake look at her hands! they're essentially a penis for me, i can never look at her in anything but horror again.



The generation gap is showing... That's what hands often look like with women in their 40s. And I did say:

She's in as good a shape as most new starlets except for the hands
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#91615 - 03/27/05 01:19 AM Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
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fuck all that. and witha big ass smile on my face.

...ya herd.
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#91616 - 03/27/05 01:32 AM Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost
Random Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
I'd like to see a picture of Vicky's feet. Then I'd like someone to post some stills from Kill Bill of Uma Thurman's hands and feet so we can we can contrast and compare. I'm curious to see who has the more dominate primate gene.
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#91617 - 03/27/05 04:21 AM Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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I'd like to see a picture of Vicky's feet. Then I'd like someone to post some stills from Kill Bill of Uma Thurman's hands and feet so we can we can contrast and compare. I'm curious to see who has the more dominate primate gene.




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#91618 - 03/27/05 09:56 AM Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Yeah, careful Toe, but check out Ava's monstrosities, gak! However, what's sicker than Uma's feet is that Tarantino loved 'em enough to put in his movie. Those frames crapped up that flick big time and makes one question his sense of aesthetics. Vicky's munster hands should be moulded for halloween costumes.

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#91619 - 03/27/05 01:51 PM Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost
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#91620 - 03/27/05 06:30 PM Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost
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Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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Vivky Vette: fake tits, scary hands fucks virgins, that’s about it







if she wore oven mitts
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#91621 - 03/28/05 03:33 PM Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
here'a another yiker: Jada Fire(s) this pic is pre-brace face, but still


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#91622 - 03/28/05 05:47 PM Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost
Smokey Gringo Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/19/05
Posts: 60
What the fuck??? That is like looking at spoiled, curdled, molded ass chocolate milk. . You are wrong. I have to get better at this. Seems like everytime somebody posts a fucked up picture of a whore someone always has a better one to follow it right up.
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#91623 - 03/28/05 06:47 PM Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
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here'a another yiker: Jada Fire(s) this pic is pre-brace face, but still



smutmutant you fucking ass. I just finished eating, and you know I can't un-see something like that.
You owe me $16.85 for my, now technicolor, supper.
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#91624 - 03/29/05 11:34 AM Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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Yeah, careful Toe, but check out Ava's monstrosities, gak! However, what's sicker than Uma's feet is that Tarantino loved 'em enough to put in his movie. Those frames crapped up that flick big time and makes one question his sense of aesthetics. Vicky's munster hands should be moulded for halloween costumes.






Yeah, most of my friends know about my little fetish, and when I was watching Kill Bill with them, everyone looked at me during that scene like I was really supposed to appreciate it or something. I said, listen, I have a little foot fetish, but I'm not a goddamn animal. Well, not always.
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#91625 - 04/01/05 12:19 PM Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Asia is fucked up lookin'


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