Raunchy Redheads
My last & best girlfriend was a raunchy big tittied redhead who’d wear latex boots, fishnet bodysuits whatever I wished and all that good stuff when we fucked like my own personal porn star. Yep, fuck-up that I am I lost her… of course. So, now you know that I’ve got insider knowledge that led me to coin this bumper sticker phrase: blondes may have more fun, but redheads are more fun © Well, I can’t help repeating my own personal mantras like porn Om sounded good at the time and I’m no longer a hair color elitist like I was when I was in my uber blonde stage. Now I’m down w/ the brown like Sen Dog said. Boom coming from the smoke filled room. Mandy Taylor is hot yo! What the fuck is you thinkin’ out there in la-la land? Looking like a strawberry brunette, nicely shaved chooch and you can always tell a real redhead by the pubes, but her smoove slit into pinkness depths made me not care. It’d be just one o’ many true cum dreams to slip my meat millipede tween those elf mounds made for milking pubic cobras within a hooter hoagie. This is the first scene I’ve ever seen her in and I’m hooked. No, not only because she wrote “Smutmutant rocks†across her chest once, but she’s got the kind of bod I’d really love to feel beneath my fuck magician love machine self. I even went into the vaults to dig this out. It was worth the search b/c when the scene started off w/ the now a necessity tease either in the movie or on the menu where Mandy unleashes those juggs perfect for palm maulin’ and a mashin’ like meaty marshmallows. The mystical thing that really hit me when I saw her blue eyes is at that moment in the Cali sun she was the second coming of Rustie Rhodes (the greatest under the porno radar redhead ever). It was a good omen for a scene that actually had me throwing great snowballs of fire right quick like Ron Guidry. C’mon, pace yourself pervert whispered the devil on my shoulder. Now a second wind appears when Cherry Poppins isn’t getting mounted by Count Chocula cock like this paleface scene is what she does well done here howdy ho’... Love the name, the cherry belly tat, pale bod, and the way she goes at it full throttle like lightning in a bottle unleashed gooey white fireflies light up the skies above my easy chair. Spring has sprung astroglidin’ in again.
Ok, so yeah I think Red Heaven was a hotter name than Pason (same chick/chest dif. career stage) but those fake honkers have gotta go. Killer ass and legs, so fuhggeddabout it. Don't be a faggot. Please forget the other thunderdomed boob dancer-prolly named who cares? Not me. Audi. [Coast To Coast]