Frank Wank POV
Straight outta meatmembers comes a nigga named Frank Wank and it’s bout time he pimped out his own DVD. I greatly admire his stuff online, but always saw the need for him to step offline. Sorry, you can’t argue w/ DVD quality unless your comp is a Mac G5. Even then, don’t be a techgeek elitist and miss the point. Jerking off to a computer still seems a little creepy to me… Frank Wank is the smoothest porno pimp so adeptly crafted on the fly like a self aggrandizing cartoon w/ a clever silver tongue devil that always says the right things. Spontaneity makes everything work w/ a sense of humor b/c the witches know I love POV. You can put POV on my grave. It has streamlined porn to an ideal I’ve dreamt about for years. Yeah, finally technology and pornography have caught up to the smutmutant gonadsat mindset. Sprechen ze zeitgeist? I dream in POV. Frank Wank’s stuff looks even better on a digital TV like I figured it would. This is the medium he needs to exploit in order to challenge Mike John for the POV title which he’ll take hands down w/ that cunning personality of his. Don’t count Vince Voyeur out, but bet on Frank. If Frank doesn't win the next POV AVN, it really is a sham shame. Why should that matter? It does, it's about money not art, fruitcake. Frank understands that money makes the whores twirl round and somehow this brings me back to the early pro-am 90’s. It's great to see how the future turned out. You just gotta love the box cover bling that’d make Master P proud.
The only visible flaw w/ this DVD was the inclusion of the Bella Marie Wolfe footage and Frank’s obsession w/ rimjobs. Gadzooks. WHY!? Sheeit, I’ll skip to Nautica b/c she looks AWESOME here. So, young, so slutty, and 19, which is the “perfect age for porn” Frank observes. Exactly. She’s got a bod built for boners to spark up silkworms over. Frank gives her his special treatment from every perch perverts could ask for. Splendid!
Sammie Rhodes is another teeny bopper ripe for the picking by the superpimp. Blonde, big tits & fresh young unspoiled pussy. The right time to nail these broads is at the start of their tender first year in porn if they last that long. This bimbo has huge HONKERS that are tasty as fuck. Frank throws in an amusing quip now and then likewise smoothly coaxes out the fact her boyfriend doesn’t know she’s sucking strange dick in porno. Don’t ask don’t tell, hope he isn’t dumb enough to love her. I would be. Bong angles a pack of Vitality Thrill-Her made me almost believe it was ME. That’s why I LOVE POV. Two words: CRYSTAL RAY. What more can I say? Tomorrow it could be Lilly Thai, Chiquita Lopez or Nautica Thorn again. Ain't life grand?!

I wish I was a creeoy white guy who fucked a bunch of wetbacks for money