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#8991 - 11/04/03 05:57 AM
Fucking lying porn stars!
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 11/01/03
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I've just been having a beer and reading through a few model release agreements. There was one FAMOUS pornstar whom I will not mention, but what a fucking liar she is. On RAME she claims to have been born in 1981, when he fact she was actually hatched in 1975!  I know 28 is still young, but why say she's 23? Fucking lair.  TS.  PS Maybe Modelgig has some similar tales to tell. Hey, bud, has any porn chick tried to fool you into her knocking a few years off, or maybe a decade or two!
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#8993 - 11/04/03 09:22 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/22/03
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I'll give you a clue who it is. She is very tall, has twice the number of teeth found in a normal mouth; she is married to a guy with a big dick who is two years younger.
Her initials are NS, but her real first name is Melissa and she bears an uncanny resemblance to a very famous chat show queen and comedienne.
LB.
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#8994 - 11/04/03 09:43 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/20/03
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Loc: SoCal
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#8995 - 11/04/03 09:47 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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#8997 - 11/04/03 11:07 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 05/31/03
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Of course the video boxes always say "barely legal" when the chicks like 23.
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#9001 - 11/04/03 08:36 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/20/03
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I know, lol. She needs to hand over her ID to them to shoot a scene.... duh. But, I guess she figured that once she got there they wouldnt care. And guess what, she was correct. Hell, I even had Playboy wanting to shoot her, but no, she wanted it up her ass.  Quote:
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Yes, the biggest liar was Vicky Vette. She told me she was 28 when in fact she was 37!
She sure doesn't look 37. She’s got that “stripper” look about her, and I expect most of those to be pretty high-mileage by 37.
You have to wonder if there is some sort of implicit IQ test here. Did she think you'd never find out she was 37 from, say, model release forms?
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#9003 - 11/05/03 07:55 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/16/03
Posts: 257
Loc: Porn valley ca
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Guess who comes of age today, who's 21? Bisexual Britni.
Yeah, right - add on another 10 years and you'll be a little closer.
LB.
I went and checked out one of her model releases and according to her licence she was born in 1981. So no lie there.
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#9004 - 11/05/03 08:04 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 05/31/03
Posts: 2211
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That would make her 22.
I always thought we'd find out she was really 16.
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#9006 - 01/18/08 03:55 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/24/05
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BUMP- Georgina Spelvin will be 72 years old on March 1st and I salute her! She is one cool talented lady. Just watch the original Devil in Miss Jones to see a porn star who can really act! myspace.com/theRealGeorginaSpelvin xoxo, Cindi 
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#9007 - 01/18/08 04:33 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
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Another famous fibber is Carly Parker. I caught her on a fairly recent Butt Licking Anal Whore flick (nice scene too)going on about how she's 22 and relating stories about fucking her college professors etc etc. Jeez like it was a few months ago !!
Looked her up on a database - I believe her name is ..., and she's past 30. Now that's outrageous. I can see two years, shit the whole world does that but this whore went too far.
Edited by JRV (01/18/08 07:14 PM)
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#9008 - 01/18/08 04:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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I lied about my age to you guys. I looked the part, so it worked. Obviously, the companies who hired me knew my age and were in on it, too, since they had the paperwork.
I had a stage age to go with my stage name.
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#9012 - 01/18/08 08:53 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
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And at this point I really don't think Aurora Snow (just for example) should still be getting cast in "barely legal" style skin flicks.
Is Aurora being cast in anything these days? It's not like she can do anything on film she hasn't done already unless she gets snuffed.
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#9013 - 01/18/08 09:26 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/03/07
Posts: 60
Loc: Chatsworth, CA
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Another famous fibber is Carly Parker. I caught her on a fairly recent Butt Licking Anal Whore flick (nice scene too)going on about how she's 22 and relating stories about fucking her college professors etc etc. Jeez like it was a few months ago !!
Looked her up on a database - I believe her name is ..., and she's past 30. Now that's outrageous. I can see two years, shit the whole world does that but this whore went too far.
I believe she is actually like 27, but whatever, she is still smoking hot
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#9014 - 01/18/08 10:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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In Swedish Erotica #60, Traci Lords claimed to be 22.
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#9015 - 01/18/08 11:49 PM
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Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
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Is Aurora being cast in anything these days? It's not like she can do anything on film she hasn't done already unless she gets snuffed.
I don't care if i've seen a particular girl do a similar type of scene before - if I'm a fan i'll want to see her do it again! For example Gauge and Luci Thai both seemed to have done hundreds of DP scenes but they are such awesome performers that I can't wait to watch their latest. I wish both of them would come back along with a number of other girls from the early 2000s
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#9016 - 01/19/08 03:53 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
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Georgina Spelvin was one classy whore. Not the best looking, but she had something special. If I see Gauge passed off one more time as a high school girl, be it on compilation or website, I'm gonna 
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#9017 - 01/19/08 05:06 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/18/07
Posts: 318
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Yourself, hopefully.
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#9019 - 01/20/08 01:29 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/18/06
Posts: 220
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Carly is 23 ya'all. I just looked it up.
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#9022 - 01/20/08 08:43 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/18/06
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Probably!!  It works, right!?? lol...
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