?> I wish b/c I hate Sal the stockbroker ...

I SPIT ON A PORN STAR
by Sal The Stockbroker

Dreams really do come true on the Howard Stern show. I've always been fascinated by girls who love brutal and demeaning sex. Most men who are into this are usually viewed as angry and resentful towards woman, but not me. I actually praise these girls, because they are so willing to please us men that they will stoop to the lowest level to do so. When Kami gave me the opportunity to spit on her face today, I was so overwhelmed with joy, I felt like a crippled child who miraculously was given the ability to walk. As I spoke to Kami, my heart began to race just knowing the possibility of spitting on her face like a dirty whore existed. I knew this might be the only opportunity for me to fulfill my dream and coat those eyes and lips with a healthy glob of saliva.

As I spoke on air about my obsession to Howard, I secretly gathered as much saliva in my mouth anticipating a "yes" to my spit proposal. When Kami honored my request, I took every drop of drool and spat as hard as I possibly could! At that moment, my body shook as if I was having an orgasm and a got a sensation in my gravy bags that I have never experienced before. I felt the blood rush to my face and the joy that I received from this act overwhelmed me to the point where I forgot where I was. For the rest of the day I was elated and as I write this now those wonderful feelings are still with me. It's amazing what a little spit on a porn stars face can do to a man. I'm grateful to the show and to the fans who enjoyed today's experience. Now I'm off to the can so I can relive today's moment with my Wang in hand.

Love, Sal


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Sal needs a job at JM

Too bad it wasn't Yucko the clown...

I want to see Beetlejuice spit in a whore's mouth.

Hank the angry drunken dwarf would've been way cooler than Sal the suckbroker... too bad he died.

Kami prolly would've gotten a ill if baba booey spit on her.