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#88540 - 03/03/05 10:59 AM
TEXAS' ASSHOLE MASSACRE Trailer, Teaser, and more
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/11/04
Posts: 77
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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TEXAS' ASSHOLE MASSACRE is finally complete with trailer, teaser (The Chase) and lots of cool website features available at www.IamIVAN.com This is a first installment of my new series for Evolution entitled Ivan's SLUT-O-RAMA presents. Texas is an ex-porn star hell bent on converting porn girls to, as she puts it, REEL stars. From porn to norm. is her moto and she will convert you by any means necessary! The movie stars Salome (Kami Andrews) as Texas with Gia Paloma, Kat, Kelly Wells, and Isabel Ice. On the website you will see a Trailer, a Teaser (The Chase), and a dedicated section to Hollywood's Official Starlets ENTER ... the talent agency Texas created to help the ones in need. Any feedback will be greatly appreciated. Thank you for your time, Ivan www.IamIVAN.com
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#88542 - 03/04/05 02:41 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/02/04
Posts: 483
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hahahahah thats a great title
Anyone remember Texas Dildo Masquerade?
It was practically a shot-for-shot porno remake of the classic. Ron Jeremy as wheelchair bound Franklin was fucking hilarious. I also loved Dave Hardman as The Hitchhiker.
Also money, was Mila getting rammed in the ass by the dildo-drill thing during an orgy and spitting a major loogie on her co-star, whose name escapes me right now. Anyways, her co-star doesn't care for Mila's gook, and responds by slapping a stunned Mila hard across the face.
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#88543 - 03/04/05 03:18 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
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I guarentee that you will not have to see Ron Jeremy naked in Texas asshole Masacre!!
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#88544 - 03/04/05 03:30 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/02/04
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I guarentee that you will not have to see Ron Jeremy naked in Texas asshole Masacre!!
Hey now Kami, he was pretty good in Masquerade, although I could have done without the CU of his and Hardman's dicks rubbing together in Candy Apple's pussy during an opening double pussy fuck.
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#88546 - 03/05/05 09:37 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
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Post deleted by Kami
Edited by Kami (03/05/05 11:22 AM)
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#88547 - 03/05/05 10:30 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/02/04
Posts: 483
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My day is made. Ron Jeremy and my movie in the same thread. I love that guy. Love as in I find him interesting and not cute
Have you ever worked with Ron?
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#88548 - 03/05/05 11:27 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/11/04
Posts: 77
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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****This is Ivan, my bad for some reason I was signed in on Kami's name and didn't realize it. She stayed at my place a week ago. And somehow after I posted this thread it clicked back over to her account. Sorry Here is my original post I screwed up on. ---My day is made. Ron Jeremy and my movie in the same thread. I love that guy. Love as in I find him interesting and not cute
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#88551 - 03/05/05 09:54 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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Im sorry Ivan I cant resist a man with a gossip site, or laundry as I like to huff bleach
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#88552 - 03/05/05 11:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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no gossip site have I! if i did people would actually read it. *snarf* I have thought about writing the gossip i get...god knows you porn broads keep no secrets. ..but nah. i try to present the adult entertainment industry in a positive light. i get a boat load of hits offa myspace & the like, i'd rather newbies dig on some kool stuff about porn, than who is backstabbing who. oh and kamSTAR...i pretty much only wear black...so put the bleach down, sweetness.
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#88553 - 03/06/05 10:07 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 05/31/03
Posts: 2211
Loc: TX
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This is Mike... I wish Kami was over here doing my laundry & sucking my cock. I might even choke her out for fun.
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Formerly Pornfanintx
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#88554 - 03/06/05 11:30 AM
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Whoremaster
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#88556 - 03/07/05 02:54 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
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they are both april fresh
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#88559 - 03/07/05 01:13 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
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hey babe I miss you, you looked su fucking hot last time i saw you
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#88561 - 03/07/05 03:16 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
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I meant Isabel but I can spread the love
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#88562 - 03/09/05 10:26 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/22/05
Posts: 143
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Any feedback will be greatly appreciated.
Hey Ivan,
I'm not sure how critical it is, but I noticed that some of your HOS copy contains simple grammatical and usage errors. Let me know if you'd like any simple suggestions on that.
Regards,
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