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#88540 - 03/03/05 10:59 AM TEXAS' ASSHOLE MASSACRE Trailer, Teaser, and more
Ivan Offline
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Registered: 06/11/04
Posts: 77
Loc: Los Angeles, CA


TEXAS' ASSHOLE MASSACRE is finally complete with trailer, teaser (The Chase) and lots of cool website features available at www.IamIVAN.com This is a first installment of my new series for Evolution entitled Ivan's SLUT-O-RAMA presents.

Texas is an ex-porn star hell bent on converting porn girls to, as she puts it, REEL stars. From porn to norm. is her moto and she will convert you by any means necessary! The movie stars Salome (Kami Andrews) as Texas with Gia Paloma, Kat, Kelly Wells, and Isabel Ice.

On the website you will see a Trailer, a Teaser (The Chase), and a dedicated section to Hollywood's Official Starlets ENTER ... the talent agency Texas created to help the ones in need.

Any feedback will be greatly appreciated.

Thank you for your time,

Ivan
www.IamIVAN.com
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#88541 - 03/03/05 11:30 AM Re: TEXAS' ASSHOLE MASSACRE Trailer, Teaser, and m
ShhNoOneCanHearU Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/27/05
Posts: 103
hahahahah thats a great title
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#88542 - 03/04/05 02:41 PM Re: TEXAS' ASSHOLE MASSACRE Trailer, Teaser, and m
Jamie L. Brian Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/02/04
Posts: 483
Quote:

hahahahah thats a great title






Anyone remember Texas Dildo Masquerade?

It was practically a shot-for-shot porno remake of the classic. Ron Jeremy as wheelchair bound Franklin was fucking hilarious. I also loved Dave Hardman as The Hitchhiker.

Also money, was Mila getting rammed in the ass by the dildo-drill thing during an orgy and spitting a major loogie on her co-star, whose name escapes me right now. Anyways, her co-star doesn't care for Mila's gook, and responds by slapping a stunned Mila hard across the face.



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#88543 - 03/04/05 03:18 PM Re: TEXAS' ASSHOLE MASSACRE Trailer, Teaser, and m
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
I guarentee that you will not have to see Ron Jeremy naked in Texas asshole Masacre!!

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#88544 - 03/04/05 03:30 PM Re: TEXAS' ASSHOLE MASSACRE Trailer, Teaser, and m
Jamie L. Brian Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/02/04
Posts: 483
Quote:

I guarentee that you will not have to see Ron Jeremy naked in Texas asshole Masacre!!




Hey now Kami, he was pretty good in Masquerade, although I could have done without the CU of his and Hardman's dicks rubbing together in Candy Apple's pussy during an opening double pussy fuck.




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#88545 - 03/04/05 06:40 PM Re: TEXAS' ASSHOLE MASSACRE Trailer, Teaser, and m
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Ron Jeremy rocks. The real RJ not the fake one
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#88546 - 03/05/05 09:37 AM Re: TEXAS' ASSHOLE MASSACRE Trailer, Teaser, and m *DELETED*
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
Post deleted by Kami


Edited by Kami (03/05/05 11:22 AM)

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#88547 - 03/05/05 10:30 AM Re: TEXAS' ASSHOLE MASSACRE Trailer, Teaser, and m
Jamie L. Brian Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/02/04
Posts: 483
Quote:

My day is made. Ron Jeremy and my movie in the same thread. I love that guy. Love as in I find him interesting and not cute





Have you ever worked with Ron?

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#88548 - 03/05/05 11:27 AM Re: TEXAS' ASSHOLE MASSACRE Trailer, Teaser, and m
Ivan Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/11/04
Posts: 77
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
****This is Ivan, my bad for some reason I was signed in on Kami's name and didn't realize it. She stayed at my place a week ago. And somehow after I posted this thread it clicked back over to her account. Sorry

Here is my original post I screwed up on.

---My day is made. Ron Jeremy and my movie in the same thread. I love that guy. Love as in I find him interesting and not cute
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#88549 - 03/05/05 04:16 PM Re: TEXAS' ASSHOLE MASSACRE Trailer, Teaser, and m
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
haha you should have banned a bunch of people while you were logged on as me

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#88550 - 03/05/05 09:41 PM Re: TEXAS' ASSHOLE MASSACRE Trailer, Teaser, and m
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
******this is kami. i am now at monstar's pad. i just wanted to say he really does rawk now if you'll excuse me i am going to go do his laundry.

Kami---> <----monstar

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#88551 - 03/05/05 09:54 PM Re: TEXAS' ASSHOLE MASSACRE Trailer, Teaser, and m
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
Im sorry Ivan I cant resist a man with a gossip site, or laundry as I like to huff bleach

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#88552 - 03/05/05 11:46 PM Re: TEXAS' ASSHOLE MASSACRE Trailer, Teaser, and m
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
no gossip site have I!

if i did people would actually read it. *snarf*

I have thought about writing the gossip i get...god knows you porn broads keep no secrets. ..but nah. i try to present the adult entertainment industry in a positive light.

i get a boat load of hits offa myspace & the like, i'd rather newbies dig on some kool stuff about porn, than who is backstabbing who.

oh and kamSTAR...i pretty much only wear black...so put the bleach down, sweetness.
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#88553 - 03/06/05 10:07 AM Re: TEXAS' ASSHOLE MASSACRE Trailer, Teaser, and m
Mike Meatmaster Offline
Pervert

Registered: 05/31/03
Posts: 2211
Loc: TX
This is Mike... I wish Kami was over here doing my laundry & sucking my cock. I might even choke her out for fun.
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#88554 - 03/06/05 11:30 AM Re: TEXAS' ASSHOLE MASSACRE Trailer, Teaser, and m
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
love is in the air

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#88555 - 03/06/05 03:44 PM Re: TEXAS' ASSHOLE MASSACRE Trailer, Teaser, and m
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
no that's "bounce"

AND NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!!!!!!!
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#88556 - 03/07/05 02:54 AM Re: TEXAS' ASSHOLE MASSACRE Trailer, Teaser, and m
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
they are both april fresh

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#88557 - 03/07/05 04:57 AM Re: TEXAS' ASSHOLE MASSACRE Trailer, Teaser, and m
isabel_ice Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 07/10/04
Posts: 41
Loc: Europe
Hi sexy Kami...Hi Ivan...

Hope u guys are good... can't wait to see u guys when I come back... I want Kami to massacre my ass!!!

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#88558 - 03/07/05 05:04 AM Re: TEXAS' ASSHOLE MASSACRE Trailer, Teaser, and m
Ivan Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/11/04
Posts: 77
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
Let us know when you are in town and we can definitely make that happen. Thanks for being a great sport. When are you planning to come back?
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#88559 - 03/07/05 01:13 PM Re: TEXAS' ASSHOLE MASSACRE Trailer, Teaser, and m
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
hey babe I miss you, you looked su fucking hot last time i saw you

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#88560 - 03/07/05 03:07 PM Re: TEXAS' ASSHOLE MASSACRE Trailer, Teaser, and m
Ivan Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/11/04
Posts: 77
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
who? me?
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#88561 - 03/07/05 03:16 PM Re: TEXAS' ASSHOLE MASSACRE Trailer, Teaser, and m
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
I meant Isabel but I can spread the love

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#88562 - 03/09/05 10:26 AM Re: TEXAS' ASSHOLE MASSACRE Trailer, Teaser, and m
Longhrin Offline
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Registered: 02/22/05
Posts: 143
Loc: Stoc: Barrel:
Quote:

Any feedback will be greatly appreciated.




Hey Ivan,

I'm not sure how critical it is, but I noticed that some of your HOS copy contains simple grammatical and usage errors. Let me know if you'd like any simple suggestions on that.

Regards,

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#88563 - 03/09/05 12:26 PM Re: TEXAS' ASSHOLE MASSACRE Trailer, Teaser, and m
Ivan Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/11/04
Posts: 77
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
Thanks, I know about that and fixed all I could. I appreciate you letting me know.


Edited by Ivan (03/09/05 12:27 PM)
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